You know what I find funny? I'm better like this than I am normally. You know what I mean? I'm a better drunk than I am sober. I got... well I guess I'm not really that drunk. I've always been a self conscious person. Drunk, I'm actually more intelligent. I still correct myself when I make a typo. I'm, odd enough, more useful drunk, isn't that amusing? Today I folded the clothes when mom mentioned they were unfolded. I even sorted them for once. It's not what I usually do. Usually, I don't do anything. My body is always asleep. I feel more awake than ever, but with crapped out motor skills. Goodnight I guess, it's time to sleep. So I guess this is an experiment. I didn't plan it, but I'm glad. I am the most cautious, aware drunk ever.